I wonder when my super powers will awaken...

anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

onlinehumor:

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

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angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

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angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

This post has over 1,400 notes because of you

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internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

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majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

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